I suppose I must introduce myself now? Moony and his ridiculous rules. "You must tell them who you are, Padfoot. Let them get to know you." You ruin all my fun, Moony. Do you know that?
I am Sirius Black from the Noble and Most Ancient....Yeah. I'm Sirius. Pronounced "Sir-eeuhs" not
"Seer-ious"; so we'll have no more of these "Sirius is serious" jokes will we?
Prongs has already run the joke over with the Hogwarts Express. Twice.
Dark Magic is bad; History of Magic is boring and therefore equally evil. Dungbombs are good, but trouncing Snape is better. Someday I think I'd like to work for the Ministry - be a HitWizard. But I'm not sure yet. Right now I'm just enjoying being the Gryffindor Beater. And hexing Snape in the hallways.